Oh joy!

We get swept by the Diamondback, so what does that mean we do? We go over to San Diego and get beat by the Padres!

In extra innings though, so it actually looks like we put up a fight to lose 1-0.

Carlos Zambrano held the Pardes to 4 hits and had 10 strike outs. OK, so I take it back, we dont need new pitching staff. We need run support. Having Lee in the disabled list is obviously seriously hurting us offensively. We need another power hitter other than Murton. We need our men to get on base so someone can drive in the runs.

My mother and I were talking after a game the other day, and we both decided that we could kidnap Dusty Baker and take over his job as manager. The other idea was to make Maddux a player/manager, which might actually work. We need someone on the bench who actually cares that we go out and win.

IT'S NOT ABOUT THE FREE CORN NUTS BAKER! Get with the program kid!

OK, I think I'm done now.